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That is a testament to how much I wanted to keep reading it though once I got into it. This book is actually light, funny, original and just fucked up enough. I'd say it's a mixture of John dies at the end, Good Omens, something Christopher Moore would write and a dash of Hitchhiker's guide.

Jade Lopert. This was the first bizarro fiction novel I ever picked up. It pretty much turned me into an instant convert to the subgenre since that moment. It's actually a good book to start with if you've never read any bizarro. The plot is strange and twisty and pretty much involves a town kind of at the end of existence and a Satan that sells the best burgers ever made at the price of your soul.

Kind of. There's also a little bit of the walking dead and a lot of drug use. But it's one of those books that maybe it doesn't matter what it's about so much because it's just so beautifully written and so amazingly twisted and fucked up that all you can think by the time you've finished it is "wow, I'd really like to know what other people think of that Anthony Chavez. Welcome to Rippington, the Capital of New Canada!

This was a good read. I half expected an extreme book that was bashing the church, but it definitely isn't that. The narrative was different, and due to it being Mellick is was well written and interesting. It flowed nicely, and had a bunch of characters I could really get attached to.

Mellick has a way of painting pictures that are almost poetic, at times I could really picture the scene being drawn before me.

Afterward I wanted to ask someone what they thought, and could only turn to Goodreads to see what other's were thinking of it. The main feature of Rippington is the "Walm," an portal through which pours a slew of aliens. Then "God" has also decides that heaven is overpopulated, so he quits accepting new souls; moreover, people can't die, they just become zombies.

With hell also put out of business, Satan shows up and decides to open a hamburger joint. Let the wild and crazy that is bizarre begin! Author 27 books 36 followers. But, for me, it doesn't stand the test of time. I read the 15th Anniversary hardcover edition of this book. The author's note included at the beginning practically admits this will be a tough read.

Yet when it was first published it captured an unexpected audience and worked to legitimize the fledgling genre of Bizarro as a marketable category. But reading it now, nearly two decades later, it stands as a sign of the time piece. The first third of the book I enjoyed but then it took a decidedly off-the-rails form of weird prose.

It became too strange to follow. There were lots of vinette moments that ramped up the weird factor and ultimately never drove the plot by my estimation. By the time the prose stopped being weird for weird's sake and got back on track, the book had pretty much lost me. I fought my way through the final third begging for an ending that kept teasing me with faux leads.

The very end, the final chapter was satisfying and in its own way brilliantly artistic. On the whole i simply did not enjoy this book. It could benefit from some after-the-fact editing to make it leaner and more concise.

I don't wish to poo poo on the importance of the book in the pantheon of Bizarro fiction. I get its appeal to an audience over 15 years ago. But that audience and the genre has grown over that time. Read it for its historical significance but be forewarned it is not the type of Bizarro you maybe accustomed to nowadays.

Author 5 books 39 followers. Satan Burger reminds me of why I read Bizarro. I am happily taken away to a place where reality has no constraints and routine is generally not a part of what is happening. The imagination behind the book is incredible. There are enough whacked-out ideas and creations in this book to spawn a hundred more, perhaps too many even. Nevertheless, this was a fun ride.

I like weird books. I like new ways of looking at things. So-called 'Gothic Punk' is a strange genre. There is a trans-universal vortex somewhere in New Canada that spews strange creatures and Satan is real and runs a hamburger chain hence 'Satan Burger'. We do not guarantee that these techniques will work for you. Some of the techniques listed in Satan Burger may require a sound knowledge of Hypnosis, users are advised to either leave those sections or must have a basic understanding of the subject before practicing them.

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